His Holiness Swami Detox Cobra's photo appears on the homepage of http://www.pauldamien.net/
SWAMI'S SPIRITUAL JOURNEY
Swami's real name is D.P. Soppythawts, where the initials D.P. stand for Dee Pee. But upon finding "IT", while sitting under a banyan tree for 10 years, he changed his name.
SWAMI'S QUALIFICATIONS
PhD in "Gurunomics"
SWAMI'S ALMA MATER
Gurudom (The Harvard equivalent for wannabe gurus)
SWAMI'S FAVORITE MESSAGE
"Spirituality is materialism camouflaged."
SWAMI'S FAVORITE EXPRESSION
Gurrific! ©
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Do YOU wish to graduate from Gurudom?
Do YOU wish to graduate from Gurudom?
Do YOU want to attempt at being a best-selling author of a self-help book?
Do YOU wish to be educated by Swami Detox Cobra? If you do, go to http://www.pauldamien.net/.
Guru Cobra will be teach YOU the art of:
(A) Writing nonsense-sentences. YOU will get to compare them to sentences by Chopra, and to passages from The Secret to see how well you succeed!
(B) Writing "syrupy" acknowledgements
(C) Designing the cover for YOUR book
(D) Making up fake qualifications for YOURSELF
(E) Constructing questionnaires, such as, "Are you content with your SEX life?"
(F) Succeeding at New-Age business school practices
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